Tuesday, July 12, 2005

hello kitty + skull of death = ?

anyone who can answer this i will give one proverbial dollar. what does the equation in the subject equal? this morning i saw a car that had the following two items hanging from the rearviewmirror: 1. hello kitty in pink overalls and 2. a silverish/blackish skull of death with red fake jewel eyes. i do not know what this means and have no comment except that those two things do not mix.

if i havent said it before, i will now. i work in possibly the most unusual office work environment ever. it has undeniable sitcom potential. all i need to do is pay attention and write some stuff down and i could have solid gold material in which to make a show and/or movie. we are about to get a quality phone spike/handset compaction into phone cradle from the guy on the other side of my cubicle. we have joked about buying him a Nerf phone. well, i was wrong with the phone spike, it was full power fist pound on desk. enough that it made my desk quake enough so my turtle with bobble head from mexico was swingin around like a tail of a black lab who just ate an entire bag of unpopped popcorn kernels. that actually happened once, to my sister in laws dog...it was so sick and you could actually feel/see the kernels in its belly. but thats another story...

--mike

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