Thursday, December 29, 2005

behavior tips (part one)

a few things any self-respecting dude should never do:

1. get a pedicure
2. drive a VW Bug convertible
3. say "YOU GO GIRL!!"
4. purchase a hair brush
5. intentionally watch "Meet the Barkers"
6. make a cassarole
7. "draw" yourself a bath
8. get anything waxed*
9. correctly use the word "duvet" in a sentence
10. wear white socks with sandals

*acceptable if you have "squatchback" or "yeticoat"


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