Thursday, March 02, 2006

GSS - Puff the Magic Dragon


it has been a little while since our last Gender Speculation Symposium, so it felt like a good time to do one. plus, who doesnt often debate the gender of Puff the Magic Dragon? i am pretty sure we are all guilty of that.

here are a few tidbits i found on Puff's myspace profile:

name: Puff
scientific name: greenus homo-perhapsus dragonus
height: 11' 7 3/4"

weight: unknown, wont tell anyone
age: immortal
skin tone: broccoli
favorite new musician: josh groban
interests: playing with little children, swimming in assorted lakes, playing with little children, tennis, likes to make birdhouses, playing with little children
favorite drink*: the "dragon" shake. throw all of the following in a blender: V8, metamucil, small cat, various non-biodegradable plastics, black licorice, and a pinch of hand sanitizer. then hit "liquify".

based on the facts above of this mysterious dragon, Puff is a rather difficult GSS candidate to pin down. since Puff is referred to as a "he" in the popular song named after Puff, the only logical conclusion is to believe that he must in fact be of male gender, but is undeniably a little too in touch with his feminine side.

thus concluding that Puff is in fact a male dragon with gayish tendencies.

*this is a fictitous and most likely poisonous concoction. do not attempt to make or consume such toxic waste.

2 Comments:

At 3/02/2006 02:27:00 PM, Blogger camstine_justinille said...

i am assuming that this is Mike's idea. i am also assume Mike did not consult andTim before publishing this. CLEARLY, Puff is metrosexual. Mike, you should get andTim to tell you about metrosexuality. he wrote the book :)

--camille

 
At 3/02/2006 09:31:00 PM, Blogger mikeandtim said...

Me? I still believe in chest hair, therefore, definitely not metrosexual. Just because a person shops at the Gap, showers, and stays in shape does not make them metrosexual. Okay, so the Gap thing does a little bit...

 

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